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500 Dates of Cora

First off, I wanna make it clear that this is not a review. This is a story about a review. Spherx stood outside the theatre paying for his ticket when suddenly, Cora showed up.

Well, looks like I’m alone for this review. No one else at the domain would go with me. It’s probably for the best since a group of dudes coming to this movie would be worse.

Hey Spherx!

Cora? Fancy seeing you here.

Fancy seeing you here? Who greets anyone like that anymore?

Um, uh…

So what movie are you here to see?

500 Days of Summer. You know how much I like indie flicks!

5 minutes later… Spherx tip-toes through the dark theatre looking for Cora, balancing a mountain of snacks in his arms.

Spherx

Spherx

Megalomaniac
Through my essential leadership, I keep this ship moving… although I was in charge when our ship crashed… but that’s not important because I am the the leader. Everyone else will probably tell you I’m self-centered and egotisitcal, but they’re just jealous of my greatness. It was my idea to create this site based off of watching Bug discover what the internet was. Without the site, I’m sure we’d all be feral animals eating each other alive to survive on this strange planet of yours.
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