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It is soooooo hot! Spherx will not turn down the temperature in the Domain, he keeps saying you need to learn to appreciate the money we spend. I will tell you this, I am so hot I have lost tons of weight. So much so that it is beginning to affect my work. How am I supposed to keep these sexy pics coming for my fans. Well I decided that I will need to find a way to keep cool. I resorted to living inside of Mac’s second fridge.The problem is that I got so bored in there that I started eating everything and then I began to rate them.  As I had no idea what anything was I  just referred to them as the date Mac put on everything. Here are my reviews so far. 

01/05/2020 – Hints of pine cones and sour milk with an after taste of corn starch and salted gooseberries. One star

01/08/2020 – Notes of vomit and baby diapers, I suffered the whole time. Negative One Star

02/04/2020 – Almost a Coffee flavored milk with a hairy barrage of cabbage crunch. Two Stars

03/01/2020 – Poop flavor with stylings of elderberry syrup. One Star

05/29/2020 – Pretty sure this one is just melted tootsie pop suckers. Five Stars

All in all I would say he has some interesting stuff in here. But nothing to write home about.

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