I have been watching a lot of videos on Youtube…Like a lot a lot. Mostly what my viewing history consists of recently are these dance videos where they make dances to songs and get all spicy. I have been watching so many that I decided I should learn to dance. In order to do this correctly I would need to enlist at least one backup dancer who I am for sure better than. The obvious choices would be Cora and Spherx, but I have this deep down feeling that Cora can actually dance and Spherx is you know…So I went with Mac. It took a little convincing as he kept going on and on about this dumpling stew he was making, but he eventually joined me. I showed him the video of that girl who got a boob job but can really dance…you know the Jade Chynoweth…the one that has the trying on clothes videos. Yeah https://youtu.be/UO0i3i-4WYo that one. And in place of doing the dance video we stayed up all night watching her videos and others. Maybe later I can learn to do the dancing stuff and add it to my repertoire of things I do. I really just want to be able to swan jump into someone’s hands as they raise me to the sky.