Year: 2020

The Smell of Death

There is this funny thing that humans do called Composting…basically you save all of your old leftovers and coffee and then make it moldy and then feed it to plants. Well, I am not sure the limit of that but I ended up buying a whole bunch of Venus Fly Traps a couple weeks ago and have yet to figure out the best way to feed them…So…Bring the power of the smelly rotting leftover food stuff…actually is kind of nice, I save time not having to wash dishes and just leave them out. Yeah my room/the whole place smells terrible, but hey free Fly Trap food. Spherx complained so much that I got annoyed and started storing all my old dishes under his bed…stupid son of a bitch. Mac even got into the idea and started to contribute to the IC Venus Fly Trap Relief Fund, well until the plants got the better of him and started to slowly…and I mean slowly, close on his face…I have been saving the food for today and intend to feed it to my fly traps, who knows maybe it will create a bloodthirsty plant from outer space that craves human flesh and I will end up needing to murder humans in order to sustain it’s daily need for blood. Well that is the dream I guess.

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