Mondays…am I right? I actually have no idea what that means…Maybe it just is a common thing for humans to relate to. Speaking of that I recently learned about certain words that offend people. Like some people really get offended when you say a word like, cock or bitch. But they are so fun to say I decided to start a contest with everyone who could come up with the best swear word. This all started last week. 

Last Tuesday I informed everyone that I would no longer be referring to them as their birth names but I would be using swear words made up in the moment. This caught on like wildfire. It started with me calling Spherx a Dick-tastic Dictator. So for the whole day I used it when calling him. The next day Mac started to use it and began calling Cora the Wafting Queef…I know it’s hilarious…I called Mac the Ole Meaty Clackers. 

So Dick-tastic D, Ole Meaty Clackers, and Wafting Queef and I were having a discussion about what my nickname should be…I suggested King Cock or The Lady Harness Master, but none of them liked that…amateurs…

They ended up going with Kitty Starfish…what the hell are all these Moose Knuckle Turkey Fuckers thinking?