I was watching the news last night…yes I watch the news, asses…and there was this thing about how North Korea wants to bomb everyone…but one country, Japan, has decided to fight back…since I am a ninja(in training) I decided that I need to help my fellow countrymen with their problem…but how I wondered…I sat in my room for a while until I had the greatest idea…I would make my own missile that I could fill with tons of letters telling them not to bomb japan…but I guess, based on Bug’s suggestion that a rocket full of letters is in his words, “ A terrible Idea, what are you stupid?”…To which I replied, “I am not stupid Dad!”…and I ran out of the room crying…I have had more manly moments but I sat down again to try and think of  a new idea…Mac came by holding a camera that he was using to start his cooking show…”That’s it!”…I jumped up and told Mac that I wanted to create a commercial for the North Koreans that would explain in simplicity that they should not fire a rocket anywhere…so we put together a few ideas and sketched out some things that we could use to convey our message…It started with simply telling them they were bad, then warning them of their impending doom…All in all I think it will be successful…can’t fail right…

But a few weeks later the stupid idiots, myself excluded, fired another rocket claiming that they were sending a satellite into orbit…what I want to know is how they got enough money to make a satellite?…and who has enough money to use the signal coming from it…But Mac had a great idea and told me that we should use their technology against them and bombard them with propaganda of our own…we made many different types of things but ultimately came up with a new hero TV show for the NKs…We called him Captain Chef, and to bring him to life five people who carry special rings untie and then say the power that they are holding like this…

“Power of Fire for Cooking”

“Power of Skills for Cooking”

“Power of Tasting for Cooking”

“Power of Non-Poverty for Cooking”

“Power of Heart for Cooking”

They have to be said in that order and the last one has to be some flaming gay Asian guy who says it like he is saying it with gusto but really doesn’t care about anything…I think Bug would be a good candidate for this…All together they will unite and bring Captain Chef to life and he will cook and bring food to those poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor North Korean peoples…