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What is a Juggalo?

I have done it and no one can take it away from me…I have finally found a group of people that I am going to blend in with and fuck you for thinking differently…See it all started when I was reading about cults on peoplewhomightbecrazierthanyoubutyoualsomightlike.com that I found a few videos of like minded people that seemed to have it all together…one was this kid with crazy good rap skills and other various people…One was this hilarious guy/girl who got mad at all the hate-in…So I looked into it further and I found a good documentary about a gathering of people who call themselves, The Juggalos…upon further inspection I found that these people all worship this rap band called Insane Clown Posse, or ICP for short…Man they are fucking nutso, and yet somehow they make sense to me…I decided to make my own rap video and join the club…Imagine my surprise when they all invited me to get drunk, drive trucks over cars(and fail at it hehehe), do some more drinking, stare at the weirdest boobs ever known to human kind, find the one black guy in the crowd, and in the end finish with kissing some guy in the closet…Great time, but the more I learned about the rap group the more I found that they might in fact be even more stupid than I am…I mean I am an idiot but I am not a fucking clown…then I found it…they wondered how magnets worked and I lost it…magnets…fucking magnets!!!…I just left the cult to find a smarter, better place to devote my life to…because I am not down with people who don’t respect science…I ended up back on peoplewhomightbecrazierthanyoubutyoualsomightlike.com looking for something else…So far I have found a kool-aid club, some weird mannequin place, and a place devoted to coprophilia…yuck, but enticing…if you don’t know what I am talking about here are some videos for you to see…

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