The Idiot Bachelor
I cannot stop…I must not stop…So listen, I just found out about the show the Bachelor. Wow, all I can say is Wow! This guy Pete is one hell of a MAN! He can fly, he has good looks, and he has what seems to be what all ladies want! I was so not expecting to enjoy this as it is more…for the ladies…but I started watching with Cora and Spherx who kept trying to tell me I would hate it. Surprise! I love it! When they got all ridiculous about him spending more time with Hannah, I was all like, look he does what he wants! He is a Pilot! Cora and Spherx kept telling me to shut up, but they can stuff it. Well they left anyway to watch the finale without me, so here is my play by play. The In-laws…straight ballers. Dad is cool and Mom looks lovely in yellow, although black may not be her color. Hannah looks good she was my pick from the get go. Madison got a little too emotional for me so I would choose Hannah, I know you are all with me people. I finish, and what!!! He chose Hannah! Ah shit I was right!!! I go to the internet and see how they are getting along…yeah…well, spoiler alert, they are not…like at all…he chose Kelly…Kelly the same smile in every photo Kelly…ugh…I cannot take anymore drama…time to see what his mentally challenged doctor show is all about…wait, he is smart!!!!