The COVID Chronicles – Part 1
The COVID Chronicles – Part 1

So, I was finally building my throne in a secret place in the warehouse where IC could never find it when I suddenly found myself short on nails. Now, our website has been disconnected for seven years (totally Bug’s fault because he wanted a fiber connection and I told him no and then he tried […]

The COVID Chronicles – Part 1
The Presidential Look
The Presidential Look

As part of my gathering of the Presidential office, Sergeant Fluffy Town and I decided that my look would need to drastically change into something more presidential. I went through tons of ideas and ended up stealing a bunch of makeup from Spherx and Cora…yes Cora uses makeup and we all know Spherx has been […]

The Presidential Look
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Well it is that time again, you know the time to begin to think about voting. After a long time sitting on the sidelines I think it is finally time for me to put my hat in the ring. So today I officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. I […]

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The Idiot Bachelor
The Idiot Bachelor

I cannot stop…I must not stop…So listen, I just found out about the show the Bachelor. Wow, all I can say is Wow! This guy Pete is one hell of a MAN! He can fly, he has good looks, and he has what seems to be what all ladies want! I was so not expecting […]

The Idiot Bachelor
The Smell of Death
The Smell of Death

There is this funny thing that humans do called Composting…basically you save all of your old leftovers and coffee and then make it moldy and then feed it to plants. Well, I am not sure the limit of that but I ended up buying a whole bunch of Venus Fly Traps a couple weeks ago […]

The Smell of Death
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The Howling Bitch in the Corner

So this morning I came into the kitchen to find Mac and Cora both huddled together on the floor making baby noises…Not feeling that this was so strange I continued with my day and went back to my room...

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Turkey One

I found this post lurking in the depths and although it is a little late I decided to post it anyways…Fun time… With the upcoming slaughter of many turkeys and such I decided that I would set out on...

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Cora-ttude

I am not sure why but IC keeps throwing all the trash from the ladies bathroom in my room and I am NOT happy about it.  I wonder if it because he is mad that I kicked him out...

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See Kay Why

Contrary to popular belief I do know how to use a human bathroom…Fuck you Cora for writing in the stall at Denny’s that I am a  hopeless creeper who likes to pee of the seats in the women’s bathroom…yeah…you...

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North Korean Poop Bomb

I was watching the news last night…yes I watch the news, asses…and there was this thing about how North Korea wants to bomb everyone…but one country, Japan, has decided to fight back…since I am a ninja(in training) I decided...

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What is a Juggalo?

I have done it and no one can take it away from me…I have finally found a group of people that I am going to blend in with and fuck you for thinking differently…See it all started when I...

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Everyone has SNAIDS!

This… last… week… at… the… domain… was… pretty… weird…. It… all… started… when… Mac… decided… he… wanted… to… cook… up… a… batch… of… escargot… (cooked snails). So… he… and… IC… fetched… them… out… of… the… community… garden… that… those…...

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I am…maybe more wealthy…

As it so happens I have been slowly taking and selling things from around the domain…a lot…but someone got wise on ebay and report that I was a child molester and that took my store down…so I have devised...

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Scrotox

It is no secret that Cora is not looking any younger these days. She recently approached me about a possible anti-aging solution, to which I explained one had not been invented yet and she only had cosmetic options if...

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Cora Had A Baby

So there I was conducting another meeting on ways to get money, when I looked down the far end of the conference table and saw Cora feeding a baby. A number of things rushed through my mind and then...

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500 Dates of Cora

First off, I wanna make it clear that this is not a review. This is a story about a review. Spherx stood outside the theatre paying for his ticket when suddenly, Cora showed up. Well, looks like I’m alone for this review. No...

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